Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

You wanna know why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names/English names, here's why:

Anne Chang (Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin (Mandarin)-Keep quiet

Faye Chen (Cantonese)-Dusty

Carl Cheng (Hokkien)-Buttock

Monica Cheng (Hokkien)-Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow (Hokkien)-You are dead

Jane Tan (Cantonese)-Frying eggs

Suzie Leow (Cantonese)-Lost till death

Henry Mah (Mandarin)-Hate your mum

Corrine Tai (Hokkien)-Poor fellow

Paul Chan (Cantonese)-Bankrupt

Nelson Tan (Mandarin)-Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong (Mandarin)-Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng (Hokkien)-Leg hair long

Connie Mah (Mandarin) - Call your mother

Danny See (Cantonese)-You deserve to die

Rosie Teng (Cantonese)-Screws and nails

Pete Tsai (Hokkien)-Nose droppings

Macy Koh (Cantonese)-Never die before