Joke For The Day

Here's a nice Christian Joke for the day:

The New Pastor

An older preacher told the story of a young minister interviewing for his first pastorate. The Church Committee had invited him for an interview at the church. The committee chairman asked, "Son, do you know the Bible well?"

The young minister said, "Yes, pretty well." The chairman asked, "Which part do you know best?" He responded, saying, "I know the New Testament best." "Which part of the New Testament do you know best?" asked the chairman. The young minster said, "Several parts." The chairman said, "Well, why don't you tell us the story about the Prodigal Son." The young man said, "Fine."

"There was a man of the Pharisee named Nicodemus, who went down to Jericho by night and he fell upon the stony ground and the thorns choked him half to death.

The next morning Solomon and his wife, Gomorrah, came by, and carried him down to the ark for Moses to take care of. Byt as he was going through the Eastern Gate into the Ark, he caught his hair in a limb and he hung there forty days and forty nights and he afterwards died of hunger. And the ravens came and fed him.

The next day, the three wise men came and carried him down to the boat dock and he caught a ship to Nineveh. And when he got there, he found Delilah sitting on the wall. He said, "Chuck her down, boys, chuck her down." And, they said, "How many times shall we chunk her down, till seven times seven?" And he said, "Nay, but seventy times seven." And they chucked her down four hundred and ninety times.

And she burst asunder in their midst. And they picked up twelve baskets of the leftovers. And in the resurrection whose wife shall she be?"

The committee chairman suddenly interrupted the young minister and said to the remainder of the committee, "Fellows, I think we ought to ask the church to call him our minister. He is awfully young, but he sure does know his Bible."